World traveler, connoisseur of wine and wings, documenter of filth, she can smile while serving you watered down Sierra Mist just as easily as she can disable you and have you secured to the seat with plastic ties.
Military charter flights are the most pleasurable flights for me to work. They are so kind, respectful, and grateful for everything I do. The verbal exchanges with them are so sweet and fun. And of course, looking at them in uniform isn’t so bad either. What they don’t know is the admiration that I have for them. To try and even THINK about what they go through is not even possible. The physical and mental challenges that they must face just blow my mind. I have such great respect for these special angels that protect my freedom every single day.
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A Flight Attendant With A Beef About Bacon
From a flight attendant on layover in Philadelphia who got a to-go boxed breakfast to bring back to her room and found this piece of bacon. She described it as something that you’d “find in the Abrasion Unit at a leper colony.” She’d already experienced a rough...
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The Old “White, Brown, Yellow” Theory
Flight Attendant X put it best: "Brown? It's probably poop. Yellow? Probably innocuous...unless it's on tile. White? ALWAYS is love juice." From a flight attendant on layover in Pittsburgh. Found next to her bed.
We’ve Got A Bleeder!
You have to wonder how the between-the-flights cleaning crew missed this plasma remnant on the window at 6A on a flight from Chicago to St. Louis.
A Hotel Phone That Might Be Missing A Few Buttons
Wakeup call? Room service? Valet? Dial 0 apparently.
Saudi-Style Public Bathrooms
Just as there is a BIG gap between luxury accomodations and "every day people" lodging in Saudi Arabia, the bathroom options can run from goldplated toilet seats with bidets that spout mineral water at a constant 70 degree temp...to Asian-style squat toilets. Spotted...
The Friendly And Stupid Skies
From a frequent contributer who is a flight attendant and over the holiday weekend got to use a Thermal Containment Bag for the first time. Obviously, fires on aircraft are, well, bad and these bags will smother and extinguish smoldering objects. Like a red hot vaping...


