World traveler, connoisseur of wine and wings, documenter of filth, she can smile while serving you watered down Sierra Mist just as easily as she can disable you and have you secured to the seat with plastic ties.
Military charter flights are the most pleasurable flights for me to work. They are so kind, respectful, and grateful for everything I do. The verbal exchanges with them are so sweet and fun. And of course, looking at them in uniform isn’t so bad either. What they don’t know is the admiration that I have for them. To try and even THINK about what they go through is not even possible. The physical and mental challenges that they must face just blow my mind. I have such great respect for these special angels that protect my freedom every single day.
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Unidentifiable Wall Refuse
From a flight attendant at a non-IHG, non-Bonvoy, non-Ramada, non-Hilton, non-Hyatt chain, but still a chain (figure it out) in central Illinois Not sure what this is or why it was there. In room between dresser and refrigerator stand behind a lamp. Not sure if it is...
The Shroud Of Urine
Whoever let loose on this mattress had a bladder the size of Lake Mead. At the Holiday Inn in Austin, MN.
Must Have Been REALLY A Good TV Night
A spray of 'matter' positioned between the bed and the cabinet where the TV was sitting, in a travel industry layover hotel in Atlanta.
Good Luck Sleeping
From a flight attendant laying over in Cabo: Went looking for an outlet for my phone & found this behind the bed... Two power cords to lamps spliced together with electrical tape & you can see where it had sparked at one point. Makes me wonder how many other...
The Polar Blast 3000Max
Check out this AC unit. From a flight attendant laying over in Canada.
Free Crack At The Pool
At a Ramada in Iowa
Treats under the bed
The Hilton Lauderdale, submitted by a travel industry friend: I found all sorts of treasures under my bed last night: Wadded up gum wrappers, pistachio shells, and what appears to be a (POOP)stain on the carpeting. It was like sleeping on top of a dumpster. I was just...
That Is One Nasty Keurig
From a flight attendant on layover in Nashville: I took the machine down and called the manager, he said sorry and gave me 10,000 points for my discomfort. Sheesh talk about giving the guest a stomach cancer.
Airline Window Snot
Soon to be an Alt Rock band name. Spotted on a flight from Newark to Houston where someone sneezed a little and neglected to clean it up. It's a little coagulated which means it's not, well, something else that's wet and red.
A Really Crappy Review…Literally
Someone stumbled on a whole plethora of stuff in their Anaheim hotel.
A Rorscharch Couch
From an airport hotel in Canada. I see my mom...Freud...my mom....a train...my mom.
The Most Freudian Hotel Door In Toronto
It's like a Rorscharch Door. I see Clarissa Darling, but that's me. From an international traveler on her way home from South America.