World traveler, connoisseur of wine and wings, documenter of filth, she can smile while serving you watered down Sierra Mist just as easily as she can disable you and have you secured to the seat with plastic ties.
Military charter flights are the most pleasurable flights for me to work. They are so kind, respectful, and grateful for everything I do. The verbal exchanges with them are so sweet and fun. And of course, looking at them in uniform isn’t so bad either. What they don’t know is the admiration that I have for them. To try and even THINK about what they go through is not even possible. The physical and mental challenges that they must face just blow my mind. I have such great respect for these special angels that protect my freedom every single day.
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The Interesting Skies And The People That Fly Them
Dad's cool with it so it must be fine.
The Most Jacked Up Hotel Chair Ever
I think we have all of the bases covered. Liquid. Solid. Gas. And "liqlidas". From a struck-blind flight attendant on a layover in Charlotte.
You Can Almost Hear The ‘Phtt Phtt Phtt’ Of A Sprinkler
From a flight attendant laying over in Phildelphia at a Sheraton: Some kind of a stain, looks like it shot out from somewhere, at the foot of the bed.
Sometimes There’s Just Not Enough Chlorine
From a flight attendant on layover at a Sheraton in Philadelphia. "The pool looked like the bottom of a gas station toilet."
Maybe They Forgot The Bleach
A "heavenly" robe at a hotel in So Cal with several, what appear to be dookie, stains on it. I love my fucking job.
Remnants
I caught this at a strip hotel that is very nice and very old. The oldest on the strip. Figure that one out. Little white crusty borders where blobs of something creamy white had landed on the carpet.
Peek A Boo
From a flight attendant stuck in a La Quinta: Peek~a~Boo! Cigarette burn in the shower curtain. Bad enough their shower curtains look like they got a good deal on 600 million extra yards of circus tent material. Holes in them creep me out.
Along Came A Spider
This is a familiar tone with this site, but flight attendants see some weird stuff. This is from Flight Attendant X who was on a layover in Boston, ordered a drink, had it brought to her, went up to the bar to get something, returned and found this guy (male is...
More Weird Stuff From Flight Attendants
They truly have a hard and odd job. And they stumble on some strange stuff on their layovers. This is from a hotel in Mobile, Alabama where inexplicably the elevator callbox is wrapped in cardboard.
When Hotel Advertising Plays With Reality
Somewhere in Poland and it comes with it's own tanning bed.
Nothing To See Here, Just A Man In His Tighty Whiteys, Move Along
The old, "I was too lazy to put pants on when I sneak down the hall to get a bucket of ice...and left my key card in the room" ploy.
The Downside To Christmas Air Travel
Travel during the "storm of a generation" requires some McGyvering of sleeping arrangements.