Wide Stance
Suspicious protoplasm deposited right on target, dead center and forward on a chair at an all suites hotel in Colorado.
The Old “White, Brown, Yellow” Theory
Flight Attendant X put it best: “Brown? It’s probably poop. Yellow? Probably innocuous…unless it’s on tile. White? ALWAYS is love juice.” From a flight attendant on layover in Pittsburgh. Found next to her bed.
The First Time An Inanimate Object Was Out Of Order
Maybe it was freshly painted or just hanging by a screw, but “out of order” seems a little…odd. At a hotel in Orlando.
Whoops
When the curtains are put up with masking tape. One tiny pull to close them…and boom. At a suburban hotel in Orange County.
A Whole Bunch Of Something
From a family on vacation who tries to explain: “Our daughter went to open the curtains when we checked in and just happened to look up to the little enclosed area where the drapes hang. We spent the rest of our stay trying to guess what it was. My wife[…]
A Little Hair, A Little Pee….
In the gray area between the toilet and the cabinet at a hotel near Laguardia.
Luckily The Snacks Are Protected. We Think.
A daring traveler chose to go where no one has dared go before…and look on top of the vending machine on the floor at his Wichita hotel. That’s a whole mess ‘o mess.
“Things That Are Black And Curley” for $500, Alex
A pube from a previous (shedding) guest at an airport hotel in Atlanta.
The Winner Of The Worst Hotel Chair EVER Award
From a worker in Las Vegas for two months, at an off-strip “extended stay” motel.
