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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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One Of The Weirder Things Ever Left Behind In A Hotel
Some big ass eye lashes found by a flight attendant on layover in Tulsa.

Maybe It Was Supposed To Go The Other Way?
From a sharp eyed Radio personality named Boomer (possibly a pseudonym) who noticed that the latch was installed backwards.

Actual Wall Pee?
It LOOKS like someone dropped trou and decided that walking to the bathroom was too much effort. At a hotel in Minot, ND.
Extended Stain
From a woman in the South Bay visiting family who found this petri chair in her extended stay hotel.
He Got His Reservation Thanks To A Hard Target Search
The guest of the day at a hotel near DFW.
Who Doesn’t Want To Sleep On Someone Else’s Hair?
From a traveler returning home to Vancouver from Costa Rica and got a room at Houston Bush for six hours. Whoops. They didn't change the pillow case.