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Hotel Portland Creamer

This Will Wake You Up In The Morning

From a traveler in suburban Seattle who got up, put a coffee packet in the little tray, took the cellophane wrap off a mug, got some water, poured it in the coffee maker and noticed that there was a big blob of mushy creamer left over from the previous guests[…]

Hotel Reno Chair Vomit

If Chairs Could Talk

From a casino hotel near Reno where a guest took a break trying to stumble back to their room and caught their breath on a chair in the lobby. They then stood up, turned around, puked all over this chair and then headed off to their room as if nothing[…]

Hotel Dust 2

The Room Needs A Good Dusting

From a woman who was taking her daughter to look at colleges in the “general Boston area”. Left her laptop on the desk and after three days they checked out and she could see just how much dust was floating around.

Ann Bug Tucson

Free Wifi, Truck Parking & Big Scary Bugs

From a mom on vacation with a daughter in Tucson: The bug was on the floor by the ironing board. Completely startled me. It was a good size bug and was twitching around a little bit. I wasn’t interested in doing the bug relocation program since I didn’t know if it[…]

Hotel S8 Carpet

The Old “White, Brown, Yellow” Theory

Flight Attendant X put it best: “Brown? It’s probably poop. Yellow? Probably innocuous…unless it’s on tile. White? ALWAYS is love juice.” From a flight attendant on layover in Pittsburgh. Found next to her bed.

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