From a traveler in suburban Seattle who got up, put a coffee packet in the little tray, took the cellophane wrap off a mug, got some water, poured it in the coffee maker and noticed that there was a big blob of mushy creamer left over from the previous guests[…]
You would have hoped that housekeeping would have noticed this remnant that someone wiped on their wall at a Marriott brand in Pennsylvania.
From a casino hotel near Reno where a guest took a break trying to stumble back to their room and caught their breath on a chair in the lobby. They then stood up, turned around, puked all over this chair and then headed off to their room as if nothing[…]
From a woman who was taking her daughter to look at colleges in the “general Boston area”. Left her laptop on the desk and after three days they checked out and she could see just how much dust was floating around.
Because 2005 was probably the last year these windows at a suite hotel in Columbus were cleaned.
…or I’ll stand and I’ll kick and I’ll shout shout shout shout! A seriously dinged door from a suburban Las Vegas hotel. Wasn’t this a Nicholas Cages movie?
From a mom on vacation with a daughter in Tucson: The bug was on the floor by the ironing board. Completely startled me. It was a good size bug and was twitching around a little bit. I wasn’t interested in doing the bug relocation program since I didn’t know if it[…]
From an international traveler at a hotel in Niagara Falls. The submitter was impressed by the “volume and trajectory” of the projectile-er.
Suspicious protoplasm deposited right on target, dead center and forward on a chair at an all suites hotel in Colorado.
Flight Attendant X put it best: “Brown? It’s probably poop. Yellow? Probably innocuous…unless it’s on tile. White? ALWAYS is love juice.” From a flight attendant on layover in Pittsburgh. Found next to her bed.