Hotel Nightmares | just when you thought it was safe to pull back the sheets...
Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa.
Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?"
At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
Posted on January 16, 2020 by Paige Nienaber
From a flight attendant with an anonymous airline on a layover. There are many possibilities about how it got there, but as with Trivial Pursuit, your first guess is probably the right one.
Posted on December 1, 2019 by Paige Nienaber
When you need a PhD to PeE. From a flight attendant returning from Japan.
Posted on November 26, 2019 by Paige Nienaber
From a flight attendant on layover in Nashville: I took the machine down and called the manager, he said sorry and gave me 10,000 points for my discomfort. Sheesh talk about giving the guest a stomach cancer.
Posted on November 24, 2019 by Paige Nienaber
On a wash cloth at a hotel in Harrisburg where a guest opened it up to find a couple of brown specks and a very subtle brown streak….yeah…
Posted on November 11, 2019 by Paige Nienaber
“The little black spot was just an imperfection or ‘ding’ but the odd drip stains were definitely from a previous guest”, courtesy of a business traveler in Raleigh.
Posted on October 13, 2019 by Paige Nienaber
From a traveler at a Pittsburgh airport hotel on a sleety night. She eventually used a washcloth to cover her finger tips when she turned the heat on.
Posted on October 9, 2019 by Paige Nienaber
At a hotel in Buffalo where the windows were last Squeegee’d before people knew what a Squeegee was.
Posted on October 3, 2019 by Paige Nienaber
A broken light fixture in an IHG brand in metro Atlanta.
Posted on September 29, 2019 by Paige Nienaber
From a hotel where a guest went to the bar and asked for a couple of bottles of beer to go back to the room. The server asked if he’d like them in a bucket with some ice, so he said “Sure!” and was given a 1987-era Miller Lite bucket[…]
Posted on September 22, 2019 by Paige Nienaber
From a hotel that’s between brands where they promised ice machines on the odd numbered floors. Only the 3rd floor had one and surprisingly, it wasn’t working.