That There’s A Frog
An actual first at hotelnightmares.com…a frog in a motel room, found, stumbled, hopped on in Iowa. Both the frog and the guest escaped unscathed.
Someone Had A Fun Night
And yet housekeeping missed this splatter at a hotel in Philly.
Great Moments In Hotel Art
This inexplicable artwork was found on the wall at a Novotel in Ghana by Patrick Smith, a commercial pilot and amazing blogger. It’s almost like a Rorschach Test. Who sees their mom? If you haven’t subscribed to Patrick, do. https://www.askthepilot.com/letter-from-ghana/
“Things That Bug Me” for $500, Alex
From a visitor to a major weekend autoshow event that drew 200,000 people. to the Twin Cities. “There’s nothing like stepping into the bathroom, turning on the coffee, turning on the water and then unrolling the bathmat to find a half inch long bug crawling around.”
Another Not-So-Great Grate
An unbelievably filthy vent in a Best Western bathroom in Minnesota.
All In All, It’s Another Hole In The Wall
From a traveler in Chattanooga for a family event and staying at a property that ends in “Inn”. Based on the circumference and the general neighborhood, he thinks someone popped a cap(TM).
Dust In The Wind…And All Over The Room
From a vacationer in Alaska who complained to the front desk because the room was too hot and the AC wasn’t working. He left, came back and the air conditioning was on and a Winter’s-worth of built up dust had blown all over the room.
Airline Window Snot
Soon to be an Alt Rock band name. Spotted on a flight from Newark to Houston where someone sneezed a little and neglected to clean it up. It’s a little coagulated which means it’s not, well, something else that’s wet and red.
Possibly The Saddest (Plastic) In-Room Plant (Ever)
Found by a flight attendant on layover. She says that it really perked up her 6 hour stay.
Menage A Splat
At one of the swankiest and celebritiest hotels in LA, a guest made the mistake of moving a cushion on the couch while packing and checking out, and discovered that a previous guest had had a very enjoyable stay.
