Someone Tried To Recreate “Psycho”
A reddish pool of left-over plasma from someone’s previous misadventure at a very very nice hotel in Canada.
Someone Had A Fun Night
Not sure how it ended up on a cushion at an airport hotel in Minneapolis, but someone had a happy ending before scheduling their wakeup call.
Bad Parenting Takes A Holiday
At an Orlando resort where a mom and dad sat on beach chairs and chatted while their two little darlings waded around knee-deep in a pond posted for gators.
You Just Kind Of Need To Tilt Your Head
An attendee of the NAB Radio Show in Austin noted that the street/river scene artwork in his room was hung sideways.
That Fly Done Flew
From a hotel guest who woke up for an early check out to find that he’d had another roommate and that he/she/it passed away on the bathroom tile over night. He/she/it leave a wife and 14,000 eggs in the coffee maker.
Cushion Spot
From a flight attendant on layover. An odd little spot, approximately RIGHT where someone would have been sitting, at an airport hotel near BWI.
Poop Or Blood? That Is The Question.
From a radio industry professional on vacation at a major brand hotel in Tribeca, NY. Even when he posted the shot of this towel to his Facebook account, the question is undecided. Face towels, generally, blood. Bath towels, usually dookie. Editorial opinion.
This Will Wake You Up In The Morning
From a traveler in suburban Seattle who got up, put a coffee packet in the little tray, took the cellophane wrap off a mug, got some water, poured it in the coffee maker and noticed that there was a big blob of mushy creamer left over from the previous guests[…]
Snot The Best Hotel
You would have hoped that housekeeping would have noticed this remnant that someone wiped on their wall at a Marriott brand in Pennsylvania.
If Chairs Could Talk
From a casino hotel near Reno where a guest took a break trying to stumble back to their room and caught their breath on a chair in the lobby. They then stood up, turned around, puked all over this chair and then headed off to their room as if nothing[…]
