Hotel Nightmares | just when you thought it was safe to pull back the sheets...
Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa.
Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?"
At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
Posted on July 16, 2017 by Paige Nienaber
…or I’ll stand and I’ll kick and I’ll shout shout shout shout! A seriously dinged door from a suburban Las Vegas hotel. Wasn’t this a Nicholas Cages movie?
Posted on July 5, 2017 by Paige Nienaber
From a mom on vacation with a daughter in Tucson: The bug was on the floor by the ironing board. Completely startled me. It was a good size bug and was twitching around a little bit. I wasn’t interested in doing the bug relocation program since I didn’t know if it[…]
Posted on June 27, 2017 by Paige Nienaber
From an international traveler at a hotel in Niagara Falls. The submitter was impressed by the “volume and trajectory” of the projectile-er.
Posted on June 18, 2017 by Paige Nienaber
Suspicious protoplasm deposited right on target, dead center and forward on a chair at an all suites hotel in Colorado.
Posted on June 12, 2017 by Paige Nienaber
Flight Attendant X put it best: “Brown? It’s probably poop. Yellow? Probably innocuous…unless it’s on tile. White? ALWAYS is love juice.” From a flight attendant on layover in Pittsburgh. Found next to her bed.
Posted on June 5, 2017 by Paige Nienaber
Maybe it was freshly painted or just hanging by a screw, but “out of order” seems a little…odd. At a hotel in Orlando.
Posted on May 17, 2017 by Paige Nienaber
When the curtains are put up with masking tape. One tiny pull to close them…and boom. At a suburban hotel in Orange County.
Posted on May 11, 2017 by Paige Nienaber
From a family on vacation who tries to explain: “Our daughter went to open the curtains when we checked in and just happened to look up to the little enclosed area where the drapes hang. We spent the rest of our stay trying to guess what it was. My wife[…]
Posted on May 7, 2017 by Paige Nienaber
Posted on April 15, 2017 by Paige Nienaber
In the gray area between the toilet and the cabinet at a hotel near Laguardia.