Airline Window Snot
Soon to be an Alt Rock band name. Spotted on a flight from Newark to Houston where someone sneezed a little and neglected to clean it up. It’s a little coagulated which means it’s not, well, something else that’s wet and red.
Possibly The Saddest (Plastic) In-Room Plant (Ever)
Found by a flight attendant on layover. She says that it really perked up her 6 hour stay.
Menage A Splat
At one of the swankiest and celebritiest hotels in LA, a guest made the mistake of moving a cushion on the couch while packing and checking out, and discovered that a previous guest had had a very enjoyable stay.
A Very A Peeling Hotel Bathroom
From a flight attendant on layover at a delapidating hotel in Oklahoma
It’s Yellowish Brown And It’s On Your Pillow
From a traveler who was having a bad morning: they missed his wake up call, the there was no hot water in the shower and as he threw clothes in his bag, he noticed that the pillow he’d slept on was smattered(TM) with some kind of yellow/brown fluid.
Someone REALLY Wanted To Get In The Room
The airlines have protocols and procedures to protect their flight crews on layovers and savvy employees learn the do’s and don’ts of life on the road. But sometimes the lodging doesn’t accommodate. From a flight attendant on her night between flights.
She Was Filled With Confidence
From a flight attendant on layover in the very wide and oblique “Missouri” where she found the peep hole punched out and replaced with Kleenex.
Curtain Contrail
From a flight attendant on layover in “Missouri”: Two swipes of something brown or mahogany colored. Right about ass level.
The Movie Was Rated PeeGee!
A reminder that filth can migrate to places like cineplexes: “Going to see Marry Poppins. I picked the lucky seat. Filled with URINE(someone else’s). Didn’t see it in the dark(pic taken with flash). And, now I am in a different seat with wet yoga pants and 10 toilet seat covers[…]
Amarillo Surprise
From a flight attendant on layover at a non-brand hotel in Amarillo, she notes that the 3 foot slash in the curtain was disconcerting.
