Hotel Nightmares | just when you thought it was safe to pull back the sheets...
Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa.
Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?"
At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
Posted on February 18, 2020 by Paige Nienaber
This is totally healthy. Totally.
Posted on February 12, 2020 by Paige Nienaber
At an IHG brand near a major airport where a frozen traveler checking in at midnight made the mistake of looking up in the elevator. Something might have died on the roof of the car and started leaking in.
Posted on February 6, 2020 by Paige Nienaber
Apparently there was a small electrical “event” at this hotel in Virginia where they thankfully closed the electric socket.
Posted on February 3, 2020 by Paige Nienaber
From a displaced business traveler who got dislocated to a suburban hotel because of a corporate snafu. “There was this GIANT bug in the bathroom light. You could see it’s antenna. That’s gross.”
Posted on January 26, 2020 by Paige Nienaber
This is a first: a pill left behind by a previous guest. At an airport hotel in the Twin Cities. The pill was flushed after a lot of contemplation. It was Saturday night. I was bored. What the heck?
Posted on January 16, 2020 by Paige Nienaber
From a flight attendant with an anonymous airline on a layover. There are many possibilities about how it got there, but as with Trivial Pursuit, your first guess is probably the right one.
Posted on December 1, 2019 by Paige Nienaber
When you need a PhD to PeE. From a flight attendant returning from Japan.
Posted on November 26, 2019 by Paige Nienaber
From a flight attendant on layover in Nashville: I took the machine down and called the manager, he said sorry and gave me 10,000 points for my discomfort. Sheesh talk about giving the guest a stomach cancer.
Posted on November 24, 2019 by Paige Nienaber
On a wash cloth at a hotel in Harrisburg where a guest opened it up to find a couple of brown specks and a very subtle brown streak….yeah…
Posted on November 11, 2019 by Paige Nienaber
“The little black spot was just an imperfection or ‘ding’ but the odd drip stains were definitely from a previous guest”, courtesy of a business traveler in Raleigh.