Thinking outside the hotel, radio studios are equally hygenic. Courtesy of Jeff Hurley at Clear Channel in Allentown
My first ceiling stain and it really doesn’t do it justice; this is about five feet long right above my bed. A Hilton Garden Inn in Detroit.
Brownish skidmark on the cushion in my room at the Fairmont in Toronto. March 2012
From 1st Time Contributer, Long Time Listener, Nick Cain: An ‘upscale’ hotel in southern Ohio. I can only assume someone was locked IN their room. They fought bravely to escape.
Comfort Inn, Cape Breton, courtesy of Matt Macleod. Again, when it’s on a chair, between the legs, always err on the side of semen.
From Flight Attendant X, a blood streak in the shower at a Holiday Inn in Philadelphia.
Now, since there’s an Italian restaurant in the hotel, it’s entirely possible that someone tripped bringing room service through the door. But since I have an active imagination, I’d prefer to think it was a mob hit. Witness in hiding get a knock at the door, looks through the peep[…]
To paraphrase Flight Attendant X’s earlier assumption, “If it’s in the hall, it’s probably puke”. An airport hotel near O’Hare.
Marriott/Dallas, 10/17/11. Couple of interesting things happening here. Easily could be spilled soda or food items but Flight Attendant Xput it best: “When in doubt, it’s probably semen.” Words to live by.
Undefined “brown matter” on the curtains at the Holiday Inn in Pittsburgh, courtesy of Flight Attendant X.