Not sure how it ended up on a cushion at an airport hotel in Minneapolis, but someone had a happy ending before scheduling their wakeup call.
Suspicious protoplasm deposited right on target, dead center and forward on a chair at an all suites hotel in Colorado.
A guest at a hotel in suburban Lansing found this oddly shaped candle under their pillow.
From a business traveler who checked into a Hilton brand in Reston, Virginia (maybe she was being arrested and the officer said “Assume the position”?): Happened to check-in early enough that the sunshine was streaming into what appeared to be a very clean room. Because of the angle of the[…]
Always remember to take some wash clothes, and carefully pull the bed spread away and leave it in the corner. Lots of stuff happens on those spreads, as we’re reminded from this hotel in Allentown.
As Flight Attendant X says, “If it’s red and on the bed, someone bled.” And “If it’s white someone had a helluva night”. On the wall of a 4 star hotel in Atlanta.
From a business traveler at an aging hotel in the Southwest that has undergone a massive makeover, historical pieces and art, nifty neon…but they missed the carpets. A DNA frappe’ next to a bed where someone was, for a moment, REALLY happy.
From Flight Attendant X: My toe just got stuck in some unidentifiable goo on the floor in my room. I refuse to get down and smell it for the sake of the research department.
From a flight attendant laying over in Phildelphia at a Sheraton: Some kind of a stain, looks like it shot out from somewhere, at the foot of the bed.
Someone missed the target by about 6-8 inches. In NFL terms, it was wide, high and to the left.