Will NOT Keep The Doctor Away

Will NOT Keep The Doctor Away

A little blue mold floating in the apple juice. “Upon waking up the next morning at 7:45 to the sound of someone hammering on the outside wall of our room, I went to take a look out the window to see what all the noise was about. I couldn’t see a thing, due to a large banner which was hung over the entire window, blocking any view and likely making for a rather unsafe emergency egress in case of fire. At some point, the “mad-hammerer” removed the banner, and I could see renovations going on. As if that wasn’t enough, adding insult to injury, the complimentary breakfast included chunks of mold floating in my cup from the apple juice dispenser.”

Shower Rod Rust/Mold

Shower Rod Rust/Mold

From Brad Koehn who has some amazing photography on his Flickr site. This is from the Wellesley Inn & Suites at the Atlanta airport. It has some pretty horrific reviews on Tripadvisor.

What a $5 hotel in India looks like

From our friends at Mojo Trotters

I want to find the little lying bastard who told me the for $5 you can get a good, clean, comfortable hotel room anywhere in India.

He should suffer for warping my expectations in such an inhumane way.

This is what you get for $5 in the town of Kottayam, Kerala state.

The bed:
A colony of mildew is positioned to jump on your head in your sleep and take over your brain. The pillow case comes pre-soiled with one (1) pubic hair.

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The bathroom
A 20-watt lightbulb provides mood lighting, casting a honeyed glow on the tile grime.

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The spiders are complimentary.

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