Some big ass eye lashes found by a flight attendant on layover in Tulsa.
From a flight attendant on a layover in El Paso, where she found a framed picture covered in some kind of crud: “Not sure why these pretty pictures of flowers that were hung at least 6 feet off floor above the desk had some stain of some sort rained down on them. Have suspicions but didn’t want to say out loud….”
From a flight attendant on layover in Philadelphia who got a to-go boxed breakfast to bring back to her room and found this piece of bacon. She described it as something that you’d “find in the Abrasion Unit at a leper colony.” She’d already experienced a rough check-in at midnight so she brought it down to the front desk, placed it on the counter and asked “Are you fucking kidding me?”
From a flight attendant with a regional carrier who spent a LONG day dealing with happy, pleasant, courteous passengers and FINALLY got to her hotel to find a remnant from a previous guest.
From a flight attendant for a regional carrier who has shared three photos from three different rooms on three different layovers at the same hotel in Jackson, Mississippi. A true aficionado would look at this piece of art and say, “I see a conflict of hues and nuances with an overtone of deep angst where someone has come to a juncture, a fork in the road, a parting of ways…oh…hey…Ebola!”