Three large and white stains on a sofa/seat next to the sliding balcony door. Hyatt Grand Cypress

Couch Coupling

Three large and white stains on a sofa/seat next to the sliding balcony door. Hyatt Grand Cypress. Right next to the window and overlooking the pool so they may have been exhibitionists or newlyweds

hotel room sign with number 666

666

Guest comment card from a Mr. C. Manson of Barkers Ranch, California: “Squeeky, the kids and I really enjoyed our stay. Loved the 1000 count linens, the spa and other family activities! Will stop on our next spree…uh…visit.” Hyatt in Greenville, SC  

picture of bride leaning on fireplace

Bridezilla

Greenville/Hyatt. 2010. This is the woman whose wedding shut down my hotel tonight. Her photo was posted prominently in several locations. Several of us non-attendees were trying to find words to describe the pic. “Controlling.” “Emasculator.” “She Who Wears The Pants” (Mine). My coworker Jill had “Southern Bell Bridezilla”.  

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