Someone Was Sneaky

Someone Was Sneaky

From a business traveler in the Bay Area: “I run into this a lot at hotels where lots of Asian tourists will stay. They seem to really like their smokes so they’ll cover the sprinklers and any other smoke detectors with shower caps or ice bucket liners.”

The Old “Punch A Hole In The Cup To Surprise The Next Guest” Ploy

The Old “Punch A Hole In The Cup To Surprise The Next Guest” Ploy

I actually respect 4th grade humor, but the person who submitted this photo from a hotel in DC didn’t feel the same way. I guess that an all night red eye, a quick hour of sleep, making coffee while you’re in the shower and then having the coffee you pour into the cup come right out the bottom and all over your bare legs is something that is lost on people who spent all night in seat 28E.

That Sure Clears Things Up

That Sure Clears Things Up

“A 1000 hotel rooms and finally, a Marriott in Texas, helped me figure something out that even eight years of college hadn’t helped me solve. The hundreds of laptops and cell phones I’ve had stolen over the years. If only I’d know how to work the connecting door to the adjacent room.”