What a $5 hotel in India looks like

From our friends at Mojo Trotters I want to find the little lying bastard who told me the for $5 you can get a good, clean, comfortable hotel room anywhere in India. He should suffer for warping my expectations in such an inhumane way. This is what you get for[…]

  1. jennifer: I feel filthy just looking at this.

nasty things under hotel bed

Treats under the bed

The Hilton Lauderdale, submitted by a travel industry friend: I found all sorts of treasures under my bed last night: Wadded up gum wrappers, pistachio shells, and what appears to be a (POOP)stain on the carpeting. It was like sleeping on top of a dumpster. I was just waiting for[…]

Body hair on the napkin. Suncoast Hotel in Las Vegas.

Room Service Hair

Got my little wicker basket with a toasted bagel wrapped up in a napkin to keep it toasty…lifted the napkin…voile’. Body hair that I doubt was from a head or chest. Suncoast Hotel in Las Vegas.

A tennis ball sized conglomeration of bird poop and feathers and "parts" on my hotel window.

Birdageddon

A tennis ball sized conglomeration of bird poop and feathers and “parts” on my hotel window. Gooooood….mornin’ evre’buddy. A layover in hotel in suburban Minneapolis.    

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