Airline Window Snot

Soon to be an Alt Rock band name. Spotted on a flight from Newark to Houston where someone sneezed a little and neglected to clean it up. It’s a little coagulated which means it’s not, well, something else that’s wet and red.

Menage A Splat

At one of the swankiest and celebritiest hotels in LA, a guest made the mistake of moving a cushion on the couch while packing and checking out, and discovered that a previous guest had had a very enjoyable stay.

Bathe At Your Own Risk

Just a tiny amount of blood or maybe even a scab, in a hotel bathtub in Louisiana, disintegrating down to little comet trails of dried plasma. It’s minute but do you want that in the tub when you run a bath after a long day?

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