Undefined Fluid Pool
Apparently someone pee’d or bled or puked on this mattress at the Pear Tree Drury Inn in San Antonio, submitted by a hard-working member of the recording industries legions of regional reps.
The Trifecta: A Pube, A Head Hair & Blood
I feel like I hit the Daily Triple. From left to right: a curly black hair, a head hair and a tiny drop of plasma that points to OJ. Another reason you never want to pull back the cover spread unless you’re truly ready for it. At the Orleans in Las Vegas.
An Actual Dang Blog
This is my first blog on the website. I’m going under X because the carrier I work for would unceremoniously push me out an exit row window if they knew I was drinking and blabbing. I have a great job. I meet many many classy people, so please return for future postings. Now sit your ass down and turn off your computer.
Curtain Blood
A quarter-sized blot of blood on the curtains. Holiday Inn/Little Rock Rd, Charlotte
Bag Blood
Okay. THIS is going to bother me. About to go through TSA and notice a dime-sized drop of fresh blood on my bag. I check my hands, fingers…nothing. Somewhere between the hotel shuttle, checkin and x-ray, someone bled on my bag
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