Hotel Bloody Booger

Flight Attendant Shower Surprise (done for the Google search)

From a member of the community of winged warriors who get us their safely, with a smile and a bag of snack mix, all the while fighting the urge to throttle the bitch in 5A who keeps ringing the call button and asking “Oh…miss….”.  At a Comfort Inn in Madison.[…]

Hotel Kevin

Undefined Fluid Pool

Apparently someone pee’d or bled or puked on this mattress at the Pear Tree Drury Inn in San Antonio, submitted by a hard-working member of the recording industries legions of regional reps.

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The Trifecta: A Pube, A Head Hair & Blood

I feel like I hit the Daily Triple. From left to right: a curly black hair, a head hair and a tiny drop of plasma that points to OJ. Another reason you never want to pull back the cover spread unless you’re truly ready for it. At the Orleans in[…]

An Actual Dang Blog

This is my first blog on the website. I’m going under X because the carrier I work for would unceremoniously push me out an exit row window if they knew I was drinking and blabbing. I have a great job. I meet many many classy people, so please return for[…]

Okay. THIS is going to bother me. About to go through TSA and notice a dime-sized drop of fresh blood on my bag. I check my hands, fingers...nothing. Somewhere between the hotel shuttle, checkin and x-ray, someone bled on my bag

Bag Blood

Okay. THIS is going to bother me. About to go through TSA and notice a dime-sized drop of fresh blood on my bag. I check my hands, fingers…nothing. Somewhere between the hotel shuttle, checkin and x-ray, someone bled on my bag

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