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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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A Flight Attendant With A Beef About Bacon
From a flight attendant on layover in Philadelphia who got a to-go boxed breakfast to bring back to her room and found this piece of bacon. She described it as something that you’d “find in the Abrasion Unit at a leper colony.” She’d already experienced a rough...
A Room With A Fume
From a hotel near Boston Logan that has one of those million dollar views. If it was a million dollars in highly flammable petroleum products.
“It’s Just Rust”
From a former Hyatt property where a traveler noticed this blob of discoloration and was told not too worry. "It's the humidity. It's just rust."
Someone Needs To Wash The Washcloth
From a cross country traveler who stopped for a little shut eye literally in the middle of nowhere and made the mistake of taking too close of a look at the washcloth. The good news? It's dark. It's dirt. There are worse possibilities....
Not What You Want To See After A Long Day
From a flight attendant with a regional carrier who spent a LONG day dealing with happy, pleasant, courteous passengers and FINALLY got to her hotel to find a remnant from a previous guest.
Another Great Moment In Ceiling Leakage
From a guy doing a cross country trip to North Dakota to South Dakota via Utah.