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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Someone Had A Lonely Night In Albuquerque
From a flight attendant who spent a long day of traveling, finally checked in to her hotel room and found that a previous guest had "made happy" over the back of the toilet lid. The splatter, spray, specimen is kind of hard to see but it's kind of impressive.
Green Means “Go……To A New Hotel”
This disturbing photo was shot from the hotel window of a flight attendant with a regional carrier on layover in Jackson, Mississippi. This would be a Not Tub, though, at night with the in-spa lights it might look kind of trippy.
Along Came A Spider
This is a familiar tone with this site, but flight attendants see some weird stuff. This is from Flight Attendant X who was on a layover in Boston, ordered a drink, had it brought to her, went up to the bar to get something, returned and found this guy (male is...
Not What You’d Expect From A Fairytale Castle
A minor amount of damage from a Strip hotel in Las Vegas.
The Most Random Chair In The Hotel Industry
At an airport hotel in Charlotte. The ice machine got moved to another floor. The soda machine replaced it and then got moved down the hall next to the elevator. Instead of sticking a plant there, they stuck the loneliest chair in it the space. I sat there just so...
So Many Carcinogens, So Little Time
This is totally healthy. Totally.