From a traveler who was having a bad morning: they missed his wake up call, the there was no hot water in the shower and as he threw clothes in his bag, he noticed that the pillow he’d slept on was smattered(TM) with some kind of yellow/brown fluid.
From a flight attendant on layover in “Missouri”: Two swipes of something brown or mahogany colored. Right about ass level.
A reminder that filth can migrate to places like cineplexes: “Going to see Marry Poppins. I picked the lucky seat. Filled with URINE(someone else’s). Didn’t see it in the dark(pic taken with flash). And, now I am in a different seat with wet yoga pants and 10 toilet seat covers[…]
From a couple hoping to escape relatives and Thanksgiving drama with a sunny mini-vacation in Mexico, they arrived to find this on their hotel’s bathroom floor. A remnant from a cartel killing or someone who stepped on coral?
As Flight Attendant X says, if it’s white, someone had a fun night. At a Hilton brand in Toronto during a winter storm.
From a traveler in Albany who stayed at a hotel that’s “in transition” to a new brand. Let’s see what we have: a pencil, crumbs and a crime scene – the trifecta.
A frappe’ of bacteria in an ice bucket at an upscale hotel in Edina, Minnesota. Sometimes money does not buy antibiotics.
From a traveler attending a conference in Ann Arbor, a little brown ceiling stain indicating that someone upstairs had a bit of a spill. It wasn’t in the bathroom and those usually correspond floor-to-floor, so it was probably something mundane like water. A lot of water.
Any other city, there could be some reasonable explanations for crusty material that pooled around the drain in the bath tub.
A reddish pool of left-over plasma from someone’s previous misadventure at a very very nice hotel in Canada.