Suspicious protoplasm deposited right on target, dead center and forward on a chair at an all suites hotel in Colorado.
Flight Attendant X put it best: “Brown? It’s probably poop. Yellow? Probably innocuous…unless it’s on tile. White? ALWAYS is love juice.” From a flight attendant on layover in Pittsburgh. Found next to her bed.
From a family on vacation who tries to explain: “Our daughter went to open the curtains when we checked in and just happened to look up to the little enclosed area where the drapes hang. We spent the rest of our stay trying to guess what it was. My wife[…]
From a worker in Las Vegas for two months, at an off-strip “extended stay” motel.
You have to wonder how the between-the-flights cleaning crew missed this plasma remnant on the window at 6A on a flight from Chicago to St. Louis.
From a Canadian couple spending a fun Christmas break in London, they found this mysterious brown streak on the ceiling of an Air bnb. They tried to give it every benefit of the doubt but could only conclude that somehow dookie ended up right over their bed.
Most likely coffee. But still, who wants to see that when they walk in?
A whole mess ‘ white matter on a hotel headboard in Baltimore. Draw your own own conclusions.
I imagine who was ever strapped down to this ironing board and tortured, spilled his guts and ratted out everyone he’s ever met: Months ago when I was asked to emcee the film festival in Sutter Creek. I decided to book a room so I would not have to drive back[…]
Always remember to take some wash clothes, and carefully pull the bed spread away and leave it in the corner. Lots of stuff happens on those spreads, as we’re reminded from this hotel in Allentown.