Planes & The People Who Fly On Them

nasty things under hotel bed

Treats under the bed

The Hilton Lauderdale, submitted by a travel industry friend: I found all sorts of treasures under my bed last night: Wadded up gum wrappers, pistachio shells, and what appears to be a (POOP)stain on the carpeting. It was like sleeping on top of a dumpster. I was just waiting for[…]



Our first room service pic. From Flight Attendant X who flies for a major airline and had this “bacon” delivered to her as breakfast.  It looks like something from the Abrasion Room at a leper colony.

bloody carpet

Doorway Blood

Now, since there’s an Italian restaurant in the hotel, it’s entirely possible that someone tripped bringing room service through the door. But since I have an active imagination, I’d prefer to think it was a mob hit. Witness in hiding get a knock at the door, looks through the peep[…]

wall tile with grossness dripping down

Wall Tile

2/9/11. Eye level, directly above the urinal in the American Airlines Admirals Club at O’Hare. Texture: moist, tacky. Taste: Indistinct but brackish. Conclusion: nasal backwash in the form of a loogy. Suspect may have a recent history of nose bleeds or enjoyed tea or a cola in the previous hour.[…]

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