Suspicious protoplasm deposited right on target, dead center and forward on a chair at an all suites hotel in Colorado.
Flight Attendant X put it best: “Brown? It’s probably poop. Yellow? Probably innocuous…unless it’s on tile. White? ALWAYS is love juice.” From a flight attendant on layover in Pittsburgh. Found next to her bed.
From a family on vacation who tries to explain: “Our daughter went to open the curtains when we checked in and just happened to look up to the little enclosed area where the drapes hang. We spent the rest of our stay trying to guess what it was. My wife[…]
In the gray area between the toilet and the cabinet at a hotel near Laguardia.
A daring traveler chose to go where no one has dared go before…and look on top of the vending machine on the floor at his Wichita hotel. That’s a whole mess ‘o mess.
A pube from a previous (shedding) guest at an airport hotel in Atlanta.
From a worker in Las Vegas for two months, at an off-strip “extended stay” motel.
From a major hotel chain’s hallmark property in NYC where the room full of Asian tourists in the next room were smoking so much, that it didn’t just pollute the hallway, it came through the vent into another guests’ room: “It was thick. I took the towel, put it over[…]