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Hotel Contact Lense

That’s One Contact Lenses That Won’t Be Going In Any More Eyes

Found by a business traveler at an airport hotel in Seattle, even if the person had spotted and retrieved it, how much cleaning solution would they have needed just to make it safe? In addition to laying in a field of dried urea, there were some “body hairs” accoutrements laying[…]

Hotel Fly Cab

“It’s Like A Fruit Fly In The Cabernet”

An Alanis-like moment from a couple having a nice holiday dinner on vacation in Ft. Lauderdale. “It was a really nice, upscale, 4 star chain hotel. Dinner was great but my wife was almost enjoying her second glass of cab and noticed this little bugger trying to climb out.”

Hotel Radio Wall

Really Filthy Radio

From a radio employee on move-in day at their new offices where she found this splatte inexplicably on the wall in the hall.  Welcome to the new facility! “And don’t forget, Friday is Hazmat Suit Day. So, where your Hazmat suit if you want to.”

Hotel Fly

That Fly Done Flew

From a hotel guest who woke up for an early check out to find that he’d had another roommate and that he/she/it passed away on the bathroom tile over night. He/she/it leave a wife and 14,000 eggs in the coffee maker.

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