Flight Attendant

Hotel El Paso Phone Funk

Funky Phones In El Paso (soon to be the name of an Alt band)

From a flight attendant on layover: True story. Last night/this morn there was a loud party somewhere on our floor. When I finally got tired of being woken up time and again I called front desk about 3 am to complain. This phone had an ODOR to it, a HORRIBLE odor[…]

Hotel Corpus

There Probably Wasn’t Much Of A View Anyway

From a flight attendant on layover in Corpus Christi. She blames the opaque window crud on: “salt air and the petrochemical plants on every street corner.”

  1. tired dog: Correct, it's the delightful 'coastal / industrial' atmosphere that dissolves metal, turns plastic into crumbly bits and given enough time…

Hotel Hall Drip

Don’t Look Up…We Warned You

From a flight attendant at a Radisson: I was walking to go warm my food up in communal lobby microwave because we get no micros in rooms. I felt something drip onto the hand I was holding my food in. I looked up and saw this.

Hotel Astroglide

Astroglide?

From Flight Attendant X: My toe just got stuck in some unidentifiable goo on the floor in my room. I refuse to get down and smell it for the sake of the research department.

Hotel Shower Booger

Shower Snot

From a flight attendant: More boogers on shower wall. Doubletree , Houston Hobby. Dammit, getting really tired of boogers on walls.

  1. Dannyboy666: Who Does This , a Display Of What Is Inside Your Nose, what inner child obsesses about this disgusting habit.

Hotel Lacey Tub NY

That Came OUT Of The Shower?

From a flight attendant on layover. After she showered she noticed all of the dirt particles that had accumulated on the floor of the tub. She swears it wasn’t on her when she got in, it wasn’t there WHEN she got in, so that pretty much leaves one conclusion.

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