When you need a PhD to PeE. From a flight attendant returning from Japan.
From a flight attendant on layover in Nashville: I took the machine down and called the manager, he said sorry and gave me 10,000 points for my discomfort. Sheesh talk about giving the guest a stomach cancer.
Soon to be an Alt Rock band name. Spotted on a flight from Newark to Houston where someone sneezed a little and neglected to clean it up. It’s a little coagulated which means it’s not, well, something else that’s wet and red.
Found by a flight attendant on layover. She says that it really perked up her 6 hour stay.
From a flight attendant on layover at a delapidating hotel in Oklahoma
The airlines have protocols and procedures to protect their flight crews on layovers and savvy employees learn the do’s and don’ts of life on the road. But sometimes the lodging doesn’t accommodate. From a flight attendant on her night between flights.
From a flight attendant on layover in the very wide and oblique “Missouri” where she found the peep hole punched out and replaced with Kleenex.
From a flight attendant on layover in “Missouri”: Two swipes of something brown or mahogany colored. Right about ass level.
From a flight attendant on layover at a non-brand hotel in Amarillo, she notes that the 3 foot slash in the curtain was disconcerting.
From a flight attendant on layover in Texas where she stumbled on a spray pattern of puke on the wall next to the toilet.