Flight Attendant

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Like A Little Bloody Caterpillar

From frequent contributor and major stock holder in Purell, Flight Attendant X who says, regarding this blob of bloody snot on the vanity of the first class lav: “I don’t paid enough to clean up this shit”.

Hotel El Paso Phone Funk

Funky Phones In El Paso (soon to be the name of an Alt band)

From a flight attendant on layover: True story. Last night/this morn there was a loud party somewhere on our floor. When I finally got tired of being woken up time and again I called front desk about 3 am to complain. This phone had an ODOR to it, a HORRIBLE odor[…]

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