Menage A Splat
At one of the swankiest and celebritiest hotels in LA, a guest made the mistake of moving a cushion on the couch while packing and checking out, and discovered that a previous guest had had a very enjoyable stay.
Curtain Contrail
From a flight attendant on layover in “Missouri”: Two swipes of something brown or mahogany colored. Right about ass level.
The Movie Was Rated PeeGee!
A reminder that filth can migrate to places like cineplexes: “Going to see Marry Poppins. I picked the lucky seat. Filled with URINE(someone else’s). Didn’t see it in the dark(pic taken with flash). And, now I am in a different seat with wet yoga pants and 10 toilet seat covers[…]
Bed Skirt DNA
As Flight Attendant X says, if it’s white, someone had a fun night. At a Hilton brand in Toronto during a winter storm.
A Little Drive Up Puke
From a traveler who was walking out to their rental car in Detroit and saw the hotel shuttle pull up, a passenger stepped out and while waiting for their bag, inexplicably hurled on the pavement. Thanks to the temps, it was immortalized and still there the next morning.
Someone Had A Fun Night
Not sure how it ended up on a cushion at an airport hotel in Minneapolis, but someone had a happy ending before scheduling their wakeup call.
Cushion Spot
From a flight attendant on layover. An odd little spot, approximately RIGHT where someone would have been sitting, at an airport hotel near BWI.
Poop Or Blood? That Is The Question.
From a radio industry professional on vacation at a major brand hotel in Tribeca, NY. Even when he posted the shot of this towel to his Facebook account, the question is undecided. Face towels, generally, blood. Bath towels, usually dookie. Editorial opinion.
Snot The Best Hotel
You would have hoped that housekeeping would have noticed this remnant that someone wiped on their wall at a Marriott brand in Pennsylvania.
If Chairs Could Talk
From a casino hotel near Reno where a guest took a break trying to stumble back to their room and caught their breath on a chair in the lobby. They then stood up, turned around, puked all over this chair and then headed off to their room as if nothing[…]
