Headboard Splatter
From an international traveler at a hotel in Niagara Falls. The submitter was impressed by the “volume and trajectory” of the projectile-er.
Wide Stance
Suspicious protoplasm deposited right on target, dead center and forward on a chair at an all suites hotel in Colorado.
The Old “White, Brown, Yellow” Theory
Flight Attendant X put it best: “Brown? It’s probably poop. Yellow? Probably innocuous…unless it’s on tile. White? ALWAYS is love juice.” From a flight attendant on layover in Pittsburgh. Found next to her bed.
A Whole Bunch Of Something
From a family on vacation who tries to explain: “Our daughter went to open the curtains when we checked in and just happened to look up to the little enclosed area where the drapes hang. We spent the rest of our stay trying to guess what it was. My wife[…]
The Winner Of The Worst Hotel Chair EVER Award
From a worker in Las Vegas for two months, at an off-strip “extended stay” motel.
We’ve Got A Bleeder!
You have to wonder how the between-the-flights cleaning crew missed this plasma remnant on the window at 6A on a flight from Chicago to St. Louis.
Ceiling Poo
From a Canadian couple spending a fun Christmas break in London, they found this mysterious brown streak on the ceiling of an Air bnb. They tried to give it every benefit of the doubt but could only conclude that somehow dookie ended up right over their bed.
“Don’t Move, I’ll Go Get A Wash Cloth”
A previous guest left, and housekeeping missed, a dirty and still damp wash cloth at a non-chain hotel in the Pacific Northwest.
Like A Little Bloody Caterpillar
From frequent contributor and major stock holder in Purell, Flight Attendant X who says, regarding this blob of bloody snot on the vanity of the first class lav: “I don’t paid enough to clean up this shit”.
