When the curtains are put up with masking tape. One tiny pull to close them…and boom. At a suburban hotel in Orange County.
From a family on vacation who tries to explain: “Our daughter went to open the curtains when we checked in and just happened to look up to the little enclosed area where the drapes hang. We spent the rest of our stay trying to guess what it was. My wife[…]
From a worker in Las Vegas for two months, at an off-strip “extended stay” motel.
From a business traveler who checked into a Hilton brand in Reston, Virginia (maybe she was being arrested and the officer said “Assume the position”?): Happened to check-in early enough that the sunshine was streaming into what appeared to be a very clean room. Because of the angle of the[…]
From a flight attendant on layover in Odessa, where the seat was just sitting on the toilet bowl. Came right off. This is a new one.
I imagine who was ever strapped down to this ironing board and tortured, spilled his guts and ratted out everyone he’s ever met: Months ago when I was asked to emcee the film festival in Sutter Creek. I decided to book a room so I would not have to drive back[…]
It would take serious effort and a steel-toed boot to put four major dings in a metal-plated hotel room door. At an IHG brand in British Columbia.
On a chair at an airport hotel in Denver.
From a flight attendant on layover at a Hilton brand in New Mexico. I’ll just sit over here on the semen-covered bed spread, thank you.
Disregard the love graffiti, recent guests at this Motel 6 disabled the smoke detector and just for good measure, baggied the sprinkler. Someone needs a patch.