Bed Skirt DNA
As Flight Attendant X says, if it’s white, someone had a fun night. At a Hilton brand in Toronto during a winter storm.
The Nastiest Stain Of 2018 (So Far)
From a traveler in Albany who stayed at a hotel that’s “in transition” to a new brand. Let’s see what we have: a pencil, crumbs and a crime scene – the trifecta.
A Little Bit Of A Drip
From a traveler attending a conference in Ann Arbor, a little brown ceiling stain indicating that someone upstairs had a bit of a spill. It wasn’t in the bathroom and those usually correspond floor-to-floor, so it was probably something mundane like water. A lot of water.
What Drains In Vegas, Stays In Vegas
Any other city, there could be some reasonable explanations for crusty material that pooled around the drain in the bath tub.
Little Pig, Little Pig, Please Let Me Out….
…or I’ll stand and I’ll kick and I’ll shout shout shout shout! A seriously dinged door from a suburban Las Vegas hotel. Wasn’t this a Nicholas Cages movie?
The First Time An Inanimate Object Was Out Of Order
Maybe it was freshly painted or just hanging by a screw, but “out of order” seems a little…odd. At a hotel in Orlando.
Whoops
When the curtains are put up with masking tape. One tiny pull to close them…and boom. At a suburban hotel in Orange County.
A Whole Bunch Of Something
From a family on vacation who tries to explain: “Our daughter went to open the curtains when we checked in and just happened to look up to the little enclosed area where the drapes hang. We spent the rest of our stay trying to guess what it was. My wife[…]
The Winner Of The Worst Hotel Chair EVER Award
From a worker in Las Vegas for two months, at an off-strip “extended stay” motel.
Spider Woman Went To Virginia
From a business traveler who checked into a Hilton brand in Reston, Virginia (maybe she was being arrested and the officer said “Assume the position”?): Happened to check-in early enough that the sunshine was streaming into what appeared to be a very clean room. Because of the angle of the[…]
