Flight Attendant X put it best: “Brown? It’s probably poop. Yellow? Probably innocuous…unless it’s on tile. White? ALWAYS is love juice.” From a flight attendant on layover in Pittsburgh. Found next to her bed.
A tiny collection of “stuff” that has been sitting on a hotel carpet in Florida for probably decades.
From a travel blogging couple named Lisa and Greg whose siteis funemployedtravelers.com – Hotel Maria, Sudder Street, Kolkata, India. Rs250 ($5.43USD ) total 2ppl double bed w/private toilet. This place is hard to rate only because it was recommended by a lady we had met at the airport and[…]
From a business traveler at an aging hotel in the Southwest that has undergone a massive makeover, historical pieces and art, nifty neon…but they missed the carpets. A DNA frappe’ next to a bed where someone was, for a moment, REALLY happy.
From a business traveler in Colorado: “I wasn’t sure what it would be that would finally max out my patience with dirty hotel rooms, but climbing out of bed in the morning and stepping on someone’s old toe nail clippings was it. I just went Neandrathal on the front desk[…]
In most cities, there could be any number of explanations. But at a hotel near the French Quarter, the safe money is on one-too-many-Hurricanes at Pat O’Briens.
From a flight attendant laying over in Phildelphia at a Sheraton: Some kind of a stain, looks like it shot out from somewhere, at the foot of the bed.
Yellow. Red. White. Brown. Every possible body fluid or excretion is covered outside the 7th floor elevator at the Four Point O’Hare
Another La Quinta contribution: a large stain between two beds from a FA Natasha.
At a Marriott brand in Dallas. There was definite “chunkage” to the pattern.