The Winner Of The Worst Hotel Chair EVER Award
From a worker in Las Vegas for two months, at an off-strip “extended stay” motel.
Blood + Hair + WIN
From a traveler at park ‘n stay airport hotel who glanced down and saw this at his feet while brushing his teeth.
We’ve Got A Bleeder!
You have to wonder how the between-the-flights cleaning crew missed this plasma remnant on the window at 6A on a flight from Chicago to St. Louis.
Like A Little Bloody Caterpillar
From frequent contributor and major stock holder in Purell, Flight Attendant X who says, regarding this blob of bloody snot on the vanity of the first class lav: “I don’t paid enough to clean up this shit”.
Coming Soon To Guantanamo
I imagine who was ever strapped down to this ironing board and tortured, spilled his guts and ratted out everyone he’s ever met: Months ago when I was asked to emcee the film festival in Sutter Creek. I decided to book a room so I would not have to drive back[…]
Shower Blood
Just enough to get a DNA match to link the previous guest to a string of homicides in Utah
When Room Service Marinara Attacks
A blood splotch on bedding at a Super 8 in South Dakota.
That’s One Dirty Drape
Brownish, reddish stains and patterns on a hotel drape in DC, submitted by a frequent business traveler in town for meetings.
L'appel Duvide: Forensic Decon here. Blood in hotel tubs is common. Hotel bathtubs are suicide hotspots. I wish I was joking.