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What Mensa candidate puts a phone at floor level. Great for drunk dialing at 3 am. “Hey baby…how you doing? I just wass jus thinging that mehbe we…(one massive vowel movement)…zzzzz…..”

But since it’s a handicapped room there might be a more reasonable explanation. At a non-chain hotel in Las Vegas.